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Poster: Arqus Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: removed.

removed

This post was modified by chops11 on 2007-03-16 20:06:09

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Moderators Please Delete Spam

Let me be the first to say get your sorry ass spam outta here.

Also let me be the first to say thanks for removing.

This post was modified by Earl B. Powell on 2007-03-16 20:14:49

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Poster: ghostofpig Date: Mar 17, 2007 6:32am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

I rememeber David Berkowitz, the so-called Son of Spam, back in 1977. I was in Portland, Ore., when the caught him.

I also remember the movie series, The Spaminator, starring Arnold Shwarzenspammer.

And Shakespeare's famous tragedy, Spamlet.

And don't forget our national anthem, the Star Spamgled Spammer.

Wham, bam, thank you spam.

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Poster: rastamon Date: Mar 17, 2007 7:42am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

Good Morning -this thread is spamfastic!

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or Staffchops11 Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:06pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

All,

For the future, it would be best if you could drop us an email when spam comes up. Once people reply to it, we can't delete it without deleting all the posts below it. Drop and email and we'll get to it ASAP. I've taken some of the recent spammers to be added to the banned list, so hopefully we'll get rid of the majority.

Thanks for all your help.

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

thank you! will keep this in mind for future spam outpourings, though i have to say this spam post did at least elicit some lovely lunchmeat references ...

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Poster: JodyC Date: Mar 16, 2007 4:44pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

When this moderator deletes it, would it be chopped spam?

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

And of course, definition of 'spam' is to be used loosely, as I can imagine all sorts of useful applications.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

OK, but that would take all the fun of tormenting the scurvy bastards.

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Poster: William Tell Date: Mar 16, 2007 1:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

Hmmm, 'chops' deletes 'spam' while Arbuthnot pleads for 'ham'

That is as far as I will take this hooked on meat phonics...

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:24pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

They did say "welcome", though. At least these butt wiping agents of commercialism gone horribly wrong are polite. Give credit where credit is due.

Man: You sit here, dear.
Wife: All right.
Man: Morning!
Waitress: Morning!
Man: Well, what've you got?
Waitress: Well, there's egg and bacon; egg sausage and bacon; egg and spam; egg bacon and spam; egg bacon sausage and spam; spam bacon sausage and spam; spam egg spam spam bacon and spam; spam sausage spam spam bacon spam tomato and spam;
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam...
Waitress: ...spam spam spam egg and spam; spam spam spam spam spam spam baked beans spam spam spam...
Vikings: Spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Waitress: ...or Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.
Wife: Have you got anything without spam?
Waitress: Well, there's spam egg sausage and spam, that's not got much spam in it.
Wife: I don't want ANY spam!
Man: Why can't she have egg bacon spam and sausage?
Wife: THAT'S got spam in it!
Man: Hasn't got as much spam in it as spam egg sausage and spam, has it?
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Wife: Could you do the egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam then?
Waitress: Urgghh!
Wife: What do you mean 'Urgghh'? I don't like spam!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!
Vikings: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up! (Vikings stop) Bloody Vikings! You can't have egg bacon spam and sausage without the spam.
Wife: I don't like spam!
Man: Sshh, dear, don't cause a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it. I'm having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam!
Vikings: Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Waitress: Shut up!! Baked beans are off.
Man: Well could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?
Waitress: You mean spam spam spam spam spam spam... (but it is too late and the Vikings drown her words)
Vikings: (Singing elaborately...) Spam spam spam spam. Lovely spam! Wonderful spam! Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam. Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Spam spam spam spam!


This post was modified by SomeDarkHollow on 2007-03-16 19:24:03

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

i am spam

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Poster: mudcatbluez Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:32pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

spam I am...

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Poster: mudcatbluez Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

would you like green eggs & ham...

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:51pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

am i spam?

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Poster: SDH2O Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:52pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

No, you would be some other less popular processed lunch meat substitute.


But seriously, you'd at least rate a Smoked Ham.

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Poster: Earl B. Powell Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:57pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

I remember when the air was sweet,
and we'd bring home the fish to eat
Now we get spam at the grocery store
Cause we can't eat the fish no more

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Poster: Arbuthnot Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:58pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

thanks for the high praise ... don't know how long it will take me, but still working my way up to 'banger' status, and then i'll be able to join 'mash' for a meal

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Poster: Telephone Toughguy Date: Mar 16, 2007 12:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Moderators Please Delete Spam

Cause Mr Earl sez so, git on outta here